Best Pickup Lines #221–270

Are you netflix? Because i could watch you for hours.

66%

If kisses were crowns you would be the queen of my heart

68%

Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.

73%

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

74%

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.

68%

Are you from Iraq? 'Cause I like the way you Baghdad ass up.

70%

Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine!

73%

I sneezed because God blessed me with you.

76%

What color is your shit?

63%

I wish I was your differential because then I'd be touching all your curves.

63%

I got tested for the Coronavirus... doctor said, i'm fine i'm just missing one thing, Vitamin U

65%

Draw a line on a napkin and hand it to her. (She will ask " What is it?") A pickup line!

67%

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

70%

Sex is evil; Evil is sin; Sin is forgiven; so let's begin.

73%

Wanna play "kite"? I lay down, you blow and we'll see how high you can make me.

74%

You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.

66%

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

66%

Can you touch me? I want to tell my friends I was touched by an Angel.

68%

Even if everything shuts down for the Coronavirus, my DMs are still open!

69%

Are you a mountain? Cos I wanna get on top of you.

66%

You must be √(-1), ’cause you can’t be real.

67%

My gym is closed because of the quarantine can I work you out instead?

69%

Are you a light switch? 'Cause you turn me on!

73%

I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.

74%

Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.

75%

Roses are black, violets are red, what is it going to take, to get you into bed?

71%

If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

73%

Could I touch your belly button...from the inside?

58%

I may not be what you want, but I am what you need.

59%

I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness

67%

Are you made of grapes? Cause you’re fine as wine.

67%

Do you like star wars? Because yoda only one for me!

67%

Kissing is a language of love....so how about a conversation?

71%

I heard you are looking for a stud. I've got the STD, all I need is U.

72%

I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?

72%

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

74%

Wanna grab a coffee because i like you a latte!

67%

You know what I like in a girl? [What?] My dick.

68%

Roses are red, violets are blue - there's nothing in this world prettier than you.

71%

Are you the cure for Alzheimer's? Because you’re unforgettable.

72%

If you jingle my bells, you'll have a white Christmas

58%

That dress looks really good on you but, it would look better on my bedroom floor.

75%

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

76%

I'm on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?

65%

Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you're acute-y!

66%

Help! I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up!

67%

My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?

70%

How was heaven when you left it?

68%

See those gaps between your fingers... they're for my fingers to slip in

71%

Do you have a shovel? Cause I'm diggin' that ass!

72%

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