Best Pick Up Lines / Dirty Pick-Up Lines Honey, your dad doesn't have a penis. He's got a paintbrush! Honey, your dad doesn't have a penis. He's got a paintbrush! Appears in Dirty Pick-Up Lines Previous line Random line Next line More Like This Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back? Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you? Are you a farmer? No, 'cuz you sure know how to raise a cock. They say a kiss is the language of love. Wanna have a conversation? Do you have a shovel? Cause I'm diggin' that ass! Life is short. Let's f**k and see if there is anything after that. I cum in 5 seconds, you won't even know I was there. Hey! Wanna play war? (replies) WHAT? (you) Yea, I lay on the ground and you blow the fuck outta me!