Best Pickup Lines #1721–1764

Hey baby, are you like Sprite because you make me want to obey my thirst.

29%

Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.

26%

Find a girl at the bar, walk over to her, and say "you put the 'hot ass' in my shot glass.

24%

Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?

20%

My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.

17%

Kanye feel the love tonight?

33%

I'm in a Boyband called Wrong Direction.

28%

Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?!?!!

21%

One of the things on my list is a umm....weird chick. And if I don't get one soon, they won't let me pledge...

21%

Do you have any tacos on you? (No.) In that case, will you make out with me?

14%

Do you like jewels? (Yes.) Suck my dick, it's a gem.

14%

You don't sweat much for a fat chick.

34%

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

28%

Didn't I do your sister?

43%

I'm not happy in my current relationship. I'd like to do a u-substitution

35%

Lets skip all the bull-shit lose our inhibitions and DO what we really came here to do.

9%

Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?

17%

Flamingos are pink, proposing takes guts, I'll be the pimp, you be my slut.

32%

Are you anorexic? Oh, OK, then I'll understand if you spit.

19%

Hey, are those jeans? Cuz they're blue!!

10%

Do you smoke pot because i have a kush on you.

46%

You can't be my first, but you could be my next.

41%

Can you tell me how my cum tastes?

34%

You are almost as hot as my mom.

31%

Excuse me,

41%

Hey girl, wanna be my hope? the 'p' is silent tho..

43%

(Approach a group of women) I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?

12%

Wanna expand my polynomial?

37%

You so lovely, you make me wanna go out and get a job

37%

You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!

30%

Go between two black girls and say "Let's make an Orio!"

19%

You are as beautiful as 1.618.

41%

Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.

41%

Baby, you're body is like a hyperbola

36%

I’m trying so hard not to kiss you right now.

43%

You know how I got these guns? [Point to biceps] Lifting children out of poverty.

31%

I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.

29%

I’d totally bang you in the alley… if I wasn’t on probation.

34%

Your mom told me to say "Hi" to you

29%

I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.

28%

I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.

32%

Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!

24%

Are you the ocean? cos you're full of trash.

27%

You don't need makeup... you need plastic surgery.

25%

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