Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?
Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?
I've got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning. Would you like to come and hear it?
Take a screw with you and put it in your pocket. Then, when a girl comes up to you, offer her the screw and say, "Wanna screw?"
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!