Best Pickup Lines #621–670

Can I please be your slave tonight?

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Hey baby, let's go make some babies.

56%

I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen

56%

Hi, I have big feet.

57%

I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?

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The most common pickup line used in a gay bar: May I push in your stool?

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This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.

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I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!

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Do you have any raisins? [No] How about a date?

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I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

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Are you an omelette? Because you're making me eggcited.

58%

If you were a transformer, you'd be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.

58%

Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.

59%

Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!

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Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

61%

Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.

61%

Let me eat you for an hour. If you don't want to have sex after that, we won't.

63%

Wasn't I supposed to eat you somewhere?

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Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

64%

If I had a rose for everytime I thought of you, I'd be walking through my garden forever.

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You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!

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I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.

75%

I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.

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If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I

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You are the square to my root.

52%

Are you Covid19? Because l want to spread you.

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I'm hard. You wet?

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I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.

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Are you going to the party tonight (what party?) The one in your mouth, everybody's cumming.

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Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

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You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.

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You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.

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How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat!

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I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!

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If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.

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My name's [your name]. Just so you know what to scream.

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You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain shortages? Well, I don't even own a car.

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My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve hot.

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Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!

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Sorry, I can't hold on... I've already fallen for you.

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Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?

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You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

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I have a big headache. I hear the best cure for headaches is sex. What say we go upstairs and work out a remedy.

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Damn girl I'd love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.

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Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

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Do you like jigsaw puzzles? Let's go to my room and put our pieces together.

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Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.

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Baby, I'm like a firefighter, I find 'em hot and leave 'em wet!

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I have a job for you, but it blows!

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Your mom must be chicken cause you look eggcellent!

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