Best Pickup Lines #471–520

Are you religious? 'Cause you're the answer to all my prayers.

62%

You're so fucking sexy! You look just like my mom.

63%

Are you a pirate? Cause I've got a lot of semen waiting for you!

64%

Are you religios? Cause you're the answer to all my prayers.

64%

Damn Girl, you're cute, let me get your email address.

64%

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your mouth.

64%

Are you a middle eastern dictator? Because there's a political uprising in my pants

65%

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

66%

Do you wanna do something that rhymes with 'Truck'?

70%

Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!

74%

I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.

76%

Hey girl, I would ask for netflix and chill but my mood says disney and kiss.

55%

Are you the ocean? Cuz baby I want to swim in you all day

55%

Sup Tinderella

55%

My bed is broken. Can I sleep in yours?

59%

You must be the square root of two cause I feel irrational around you.

60%

Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex's body in.

61%

I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

61%

I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

65%

Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?

65%

It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.

67%

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

68%

I think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings?

68%

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

68%

Hey! Wanna play war? (replies) WHAT? (you) Yea, I lay on the ground and you blow the fuck outta me!

72%

Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

73%

You're really not hot enough to get away with being this boring

56%

Are you related to yoda because yodalicious!

61%

Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

63%

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

65%

Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises.

66%

There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?

67%

Nice legs, lets eat out.

68%

Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.

71%

I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I'm close I see heaven in your eyes.

72%

Finally I found a Girl like you

55%

Is that a bottle of hand sanitizer in your pocket, or you just happy to see me?

56%

Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!

60%

You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.

61%

You're like my own personal brand of heroin.

62%

How about you let me clap them cheeks tonight?

64%

Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.

64%

I'm Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?

65%

Oh, you're a bird watcher. [Pull out your dong] Well, would you take this for a swallow?

66%

Where do you hide your wings?

67%

Can you help me with my science assignment? I need to know how to get to Uranus.

68%

Please call an ambulance, your beauty is killing me!

69%

Are you a daycare center? Because I want to put kids in you!

70%

If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.

70%

If you were my waitress I wouldn't just give you a tip, I'd give you the whole thing!

70%

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