He: Would you sleep with me for 20 million dollars? She (sheepishly): Yes. He: Well then, would you sleep with me for 20 cents? She: No, what kind of woman do you think I am? He: We've established what kind of woman that you are, we're just haggling over the price.
Hey so you want to see some magic? You and I will go to your place have sex and I'll disappear in the morning.
Hey. My friends wanted me to come over here and ask you if they were fake. Can I sqeeze them to find out?
I am participating in the Sexual Olympics multiple orgasm relay race my partner just died of exhaustion. Would you like to help me out?
I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have sex within the next 30 minutes. Don't let me die!
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
WAIT, don't drink that. Don't you know that makes your chest grow to twice its normal size? Oh, I'm sorry. I guess it's too late.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Want to play lion? (She asks, "What's that?") That's where you get down on all fours and growl like a lion while I feed you the meat!
You say, "So, did you here the one about the guy and the girl who had the most sexual relationship?" The reply, "No". You respond, "Well then, let's go to my place and I'll tell you all about it."
I have to say "Hi" to the prettiest girl in the room... Can you help me say "Hi" to that girl over there?