Dirty Pick Up Lines, Page 9

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I have an oral fixation with giving oral gratification. If you are willing to receive I am more than willing to give.

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I'm leaving this place ... want to cum?

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If I had AIDS, would you have sex with me? [No] Well, I don't, so let's go.

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If you were a car, I'd wax you and ride you all over town.

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Just remember: To you, I am a virgin.

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Ay gurl is yo dad in jail? Cuz if i was your dad, i'd be in jail.

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Do you wanna lick my tongue?

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I'm a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

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Hi, my name is ______________. I eat pussy like a woman.

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(Leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate.

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What do I have to do to be your booty call?

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[What are you doing?] I'm taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.

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Excuse me. Do you have chicken in your fridge? (yes) How big are your breasts?

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I'm not trying to pressure you. I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; oh and by the way, you have my consent.

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My place.....Eight o'clock......bring a friend.

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Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

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You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.

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Let us let only latex stand between our love.

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Hey baby, I'll fuck you so hard the neighbors will be having a cigarette when we're done.

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[Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

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I'll suck you so hard that you'll have to pick the sheets out of your ass when I'm finished.

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Which sex position produces the ugliest kids? (Idk, which?) Ask your parents!

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Lets skip all the bull-shit lose our inhibitions and DO what we really came here to do.

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Flamingos are pink, proposing takes guts, I'll be the pimp, you be my slut.

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Are you anorexic? Oh, OK, then I'll understand if you spit.

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I’d totally bang you in the alley… if I wasn’t on probation.

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Call me Moses, 'cause I'm about to part your Red Sea.

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I'll give you legs like Waffle House: open 24 hours, and chairs will be flyin' everywhere.

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Is your name Jordan? Because I want to put my Key in your Peehole

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Are you Thai? Coz I'm tryna Thai you up

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I might not be Spider-Man but I’d still shoot my web at you.

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I bet i could guess your last 3 meals if you let me smell your ass...

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I'm not a vampire, but I'd still love to see you after dark.

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Are you a vampire? Because I'd let you bite me, but I'd prefer a date first.

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Are you a Nimbus 2000? Because I'd love to take you for a ride.

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Are you a toaster? because I want to stick my fork into you

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if we both went to space, you know what’s the first thing i’ll look at? uranus

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Respectfully, not even King Arthur could pull me out of you

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I want you to be my glasses, always sitting on my face 👀👀

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