Dirty Pick Up Lines, Page 4

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You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.

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Call me Chris Brown, cause I'd hit that! [Look at her ass]

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Did you fell from heaven? Cause your booty is swollen!

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May i pleasure you with my tongue?

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You know how your hair would look really good? [No.] In my lap.

65%

Are you a farmer? No, 'cuz you sure know how to raise a cock.

73%

Hey baby, I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight.

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Can I please be your slave tonight?

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Hey baby, let's go make some babies.

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Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.

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Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

61%

Let me eat you for an hour. If you don't want to have sex after that, we won't.

63%

Wasn't I supposed to eat you somewhere?

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Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

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You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!

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I'm hard. You wet?

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You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.

60%

How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat!

61%

You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain shortages? Well, I don't even own a car.

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My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve hot.

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You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

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I have a big headache. I hear the best cure for headaches is sex. What say we go upstairs and work out a remedy.

63%

Damn girl I'd love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.

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Do you like jigsaw puzzles? Let's go to my room and put our pieces together.

69%

Baby, I'm like a firefighter, I find 'em hot and leave 'em wet!

73%

I have a job for you, but it blows!

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Nice fucking weather. Want to?

58%

That's a nice shirt, can I take you out of it?

58%

What'll you say we make like Winnie-the-poo and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar.

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I want you to be the girl who takes my virginity.

55%

Will you marry me for just one night?

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I’m jealous of your heart because it’s beating inside you and I’m not.

57%

Hey baby there's a party in my pants and you are invited!

67%

I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?

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Hello, love, do you spit or swallow?

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So what are you doing for sex later?

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Would you f*ck a stranger? - No?! - Then let me introduce myself, my name is ____

53%

Do you wanna see why my nickname is 'tri-pod'?

54%

I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.

54%

Are you a horse? (No) Can I ride you anyway?

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Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me.

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Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?

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Are those fuck me eyes, or fuck you eyes?

63%

Are you the lottery lady on TV, because I'm picturing you holding up my balls.

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I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

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Can I put my Charlie in your Chocolate Factory?

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I'm peanut butter, you're jelly, let's have sex.

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Damn girl, are you a pinata? Cos i'm gonna need a blindfold before i hit that.

52%

Can I borrow 70 cents? (No) Then how about 69. I'm sure you can offer 69.

52%

Hi. I'm horny.

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