Clever Pick Up Lines, Page 9

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Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

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Are you Coronavirus? Because I can't stop thinking about you.

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Are you a Disney princess? Cause you're cinderHella fine!

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I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.

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Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

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If you were a booger I would pick you first.

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You wanna know what's big? (Pause) My house you weirdo!

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You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

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I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

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My attraction to you is an inversed square law.

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You look ill. You must be suffering form a lack of Vitamin ME.

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You're pretty. I'm pretty. Let's go back to my place and stare at each other for a while.

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I want you to have my children (pause) GREAT! They are in the car outside..

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You should stop drinking! (Why?) Because you are driving me home.

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How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!

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Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked!

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Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!

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My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going....

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Are you form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!

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Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.

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Can you give me a tour of your body?

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Hey babe- pretend my pants is France and invade them.

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Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?

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I'll marry you tomorrow, but let's honeymoon tonight.

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Is your name Pepsi cause' I've gotta have it.

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Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!

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Is your name daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here!

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Are you a black hole? Because attraction grows and time distorts the closer i get to you.

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hey girl, are you a cop? cos you are probably not here for me, but i will act nervous anyway.

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So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund.

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I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

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Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!

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Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're mm mm good!

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Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!

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Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!

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Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!

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(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me.

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Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?

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Hi, I'm gay. Do you think you can convert me?

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Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?

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[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"

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Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?

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What size shoe you wear babygirl? I'm gonna guess size sexy!

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Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?

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I could use some spare change and you're a dime.

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A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.

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What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! Seems like we are soulmates.

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Do you want to be my date to the end of the world?

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I’ve got plenty of food and TP — want to bunker down with me?

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I have to say "Hi" to the prettiest girl in the room... Can you help me say "Hi" to that girl over there?

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