I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh wait, my watch is an hour fast!
If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn't equal my love for you.